Are You Experienced?

I am young. Not super young. I'm not 14 or anything. That would mean you've been imagining the sexual escapades of an underage person, and that makes you a pedophile, or something.

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But no, I'm in my early 20's. Judging from the people who tweet to me (I have a twitter account!), I'm younger than most my readers.

By definition, that would mean I'm less experienced. But is that true? Surely by now people should know that age does not necessarily correlate with experience. I'm not even sure experience is something that you can measure. It's a collection of different moments in time that you've collected over the years. Sure, the older you are, the more chances you'll have of collecting these moments. But there's a lot of people who stay in their comfort zone and thus miss out on some amazing stuff they could've told their grandchildren about.

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Am I saying I'm very, very experienced? Heck no. The reason I've tried so many things in my short years is the fact that I look up to so many people who for them to try new stuff is something they do on an extremely regular basis.

I've once slept in a London warehouse full of people (poor art students, naturally), and half of them were on MDMA jamming to The Brian Jonestown Massacre while trying to forget about their crippling debts. These experiences have given them inspiration for creating some of the best art and music they could've come up with. It gives them perspective that would've not come from just staying in your comfort zone and working in an office all day.

Even in Brunei, we have those people who aren't afraid of diverting from the well-worn path and eliciting horror from their slack-jawed parents. It's a lot more acceptable now to go into less conventional careers and lifestyles. Sure, you still can't give your gay boyfriend a kiss in the middle of Tamu Kianggeh, but hey, maybe we'll get there some day.

But I understand, it's not a lifestyle for everyone. It's perfectly fine if you're not okay with ending up cooking leftovers from leftovers of your dinner from three nights ago. But we do need the brave few to walk down this path. We can't all be working in offices getting nice, comfortable wages masturbating under the table thinking of a threesome with your female boss and her secretary.

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I am going to end here, before I end up rambling. Sorry, it's been a while since I last updated. Hopefully my next one won't take as long.